LOST
One red & blue rubber clog.
Lost somewhere on Dobson Road, between Guadalupe & Baseline. An unfortunate arm twitch/throwing compulsion resulted in the misplacement of my beloved shoe.
WANTED
I am charging this man with criminal negligance for failing to notice me throw my shoe out of the jogging stroller.
The suspect is considered mean and unsympathetic.
The wanted man is particularly frightening looking, with his freakish multi-colored eyes.
ReplyDeleteBeware!!! I hear this man also loves fairies.
ReplyDeleteHey, I saw this same guy in an abandoned field burning a pile of used fake Crocs. Definitely a seedy character. I wouldn't trust him with my fake Crocs. Jerk!
ReplyDeleteI hear he loves excessive amounts of popcorn and orange juice.
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